RECIPEE
2 kilogram of unforgiveness
1 kilogram of anger
2 teaspoonful of envy
1 kilogram of an evil mind
1 cup of evil companionship
Optional: Transferred aggression
Shreds of past experiences
PROCEDURE
Pour one kilogram of an evil mind into a hearts bowl and keep stirring in one direction till it is fluffy.
Heat the 2 kilogram of unforgiveness until it reaches boiling point.
Gently empty the 2 teaspoonful of envy into the bowl of evil mind and keep stirring.
Add the kilogram of anger into the mixed evil mind and cover it for about 5 mins to rise.
Pour the heated unforgiveness into the already made evil mind pastry.
You can spice it up with a cup of evil companionship, shreds of past experiences, transferred aggression, etc.
Mix everything together and place in an oven till it is very hot… then serve.
SURELY, REVENGE IS SWEETEST WHEN IT IS SERVED HOT!!!
Aaaarghh…